Here is where I would have some legal disclaimer or something.

I’m 30% positive that is not necessary because I read something somewhere that said it wasn’t.

This site is strictly non-commercial fair use parody of a public figure whose public status is evidenced by several articles, books, speaking engagements, and a commercial website.  The same rules apply to Joseph Bail, obviously, because he is the top-cop of a police department with an international terror squad (read: he’s a big deal).

Imma do me.

Disclaimer: By visiting this website you agree that the laws of Somalia, without regard to principles of conflict of laws, will govern these conditions of use and any dispute of any sort that might arise between you and Alternative Johnny Mock Site are to be litigated in the Bahamas while consuming moderate amounts of fruity alcoholic beverages.  Just kidding… there are no laws on the internet.
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