Here is where I would have some legal disclaimer or something.
I’m 30% positive that is not necessary because I read something somewhere that said it wasn’t.
This site is strictly non-commercial fair use parody of a public figure whose public status is evidenced by several articles, books, speaking engagements, and a commercial website. The same rules apply to Joseph Bail, obviously, because he is the top-cop of a police department with an international terror squad (read: he’s a big deal).
Imma do me.
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