Here is some impressive shit. Ole Johnny boy attended anti-SEAL Training. I’ll let THOSE credentials speak for themselves. I wonder what gave away the fact that the gopher was a poser? Oh… Ranger Tab above the combat patch. Rookie-poser mistake.
“Here seal seal seal… I’m gonna git you… I’m gonna git you!… Wait… WTF? That’s not a SEAL, it’s a poser! A wet gopher if you will!”